Controversial socialite, club owner and businessman Mike Eze-Nwalie Nwogu, popularly known as Pretty Mike sure needs no introduction. Famous for moving about with Umbrellas, leashing girls and recently having a pet snake the co-owner of Club Uno in a series of Instagram posts shared his thoughts on how much sex goes on in various Nigerian cities.
Starting off what can be said to be one of his longest Instagram captions, Pretty Mike did lay bare his thoughts on Sex in the cities. In Owerri, many ladies of 25 to 30 years might have to relocate because Owerri men like going for young girls of 15 to 23. And by men, I mean 30 to 50 years because in Owerri , guys of 20 to 30 are still boys. Owerri and Warri have the most population of teenagers (13 to 17) exposed to early sex by consent while Warri and Lagos have the highest number of teenage rape cases.
Lagos is in abundance of everything. Everyday, about 7 million rounds of sex happen in Lagos, however, lagos still has the highest number of people suffering from “konji” (Naija slang for sex starvation) Lagos also has the highest numbers of young and adult, male and female virgins.
Lagos has the highest number of people in friendzone. Young girls of 17 to 23 years friendzone everyone around their age, while distracted by guys 25 to 30. But the adult guys 25 to 30, friendzone them (after sex ofcourse) while going after adult ladies of 23 to 28. Meanwhile, the adult ladies of 23 to 28 friendzone everyone around their age while waiting for the mr rights of 30 to 40 or the sugar daddies of 40 to 65; but then, these older men are not seeking commitment so they prefer being escorted by really young girls of 17 to 23 years. True or false? 😁
I believe it is because of these complications that made Lagosians the highest users of sex toys and also the city with the highest rate of masturbation.
The city of Abuja is testosterone infested. Men run the city like jungle animals. Cheating is almost normal and nobody, not even a wife can complain. Abuja has a struggling number of reserved ladies – you have to either leave the city or stay strong fighting off young and old Alhajis. Escort services are booming in and out of Abuja because Abuja has the highest number of young high class sex models.
Lagos and Abuja are racing for the highest number of gay relationships. But there is no race for the highest lesbian relationships; because, in Abuja, most girls seem to have an intimate girlfriend and I believe that’s because Abuja has the highest number of really bored girls…
While we may not agree in totality with Pretty Mike’s view on this topic, he sure seem to make a point. If you share same opinion with or against Pretty Mike on this, lets further discuss. Leave a comment below.
